Monday, August 15, 2005

Nasty hairy parrots

So how was everyone's day?

Did anyone achieve anything worthwhile? Anyone save any baby orangutan from poachers, any baby seal from clubbers, any old ladies from reckless joyriders?

No. Me neither......I did get bitten by a ferret though. That was a lovely trip to A&E for a tetanus jab. I am not a big drama queen, the trip was justified. This was a ferret of dubious origin with beady little eyes. I didn't like the look of him at all at all.

The good 'ole language barrier kicked in again in A&E. Everyone though I was attacked by a parrot. There were several rounds of

''parrot?''

''No, Ferret, ''FER - RIT''

''parrot?''

''ferret, ffeerreett, a small think like a weasel''

''weasell?''

So in the end I told them that I was in fact bitten by a vicious parrot, with beady little eyes and a long furry tail which looked like a weasel (the parrot not the tail).

I wonder what tomorrow will bring........

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